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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - Black

If you are going to buy Inverted Gear, get it straight from them… otherwise the communists will murder more pandas.

9/24/2021 11:47:10 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Does this work to hold up my moobs?

9/22/2021 12:22:28 AM

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Tatami Essential BJJ Gi - Black

Yeah the comment section really has ot been very good lately… I guess making fun of our weight isnt funny anymore? Is it just sad? Or played out?

9/14/2021 11:33:07 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

So some of us were to slow to get the armbar soap the other day. Also My coach said I smell really bad and that inhave something called Marsa and ring worm. I dint believe in outer space and i think i would know if inhad worms or not. My mom checked me for them and she said I didnt have any.

9/13/2021 11:52:08 PM

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Tatami Competitor BJJ Gi - White

Life hack! If you buy two A2H gis, you can cut them, sew them together and make an a2 ultraH.
You know for us brown belts who are 5'4, 285. I mean white belts who got burger grease all over our belts and they turned brown.

9/9/2021 1:13:57 AM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

The skulls represent all the children I will devour in the tiny grapplers classes until I get my Armbar soap...

9/5/2021 1:55:53 AM

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93brand Wild Tiger Spats

So this week we have had pandas, tigers, snack bags, and some tights that will only fit 1% of us on here.
BJJhq we demand magical Armbar soap to help wash away all this fat and shame we have acquired over the past few weeks.
Please...

9/4/2021 2:07:31 AM

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Tatami Jiu Jitsu Gear Bag - Blue

Eat Breathe Sleep JiuJitsu... the Alpha douche equivalent of Live Laugh Love.
I want a restored barn door in my kitchen with this saying on it, forget the bag.
I guess I could use the bag to hold my Twinkies and mid-training Big Macs.

9/2/2021 11:41:34 PM

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Inverted Gear Limeade Rashguard

For every rash guard sold, Inverted Gear will save one panda from being executed by the communist.

9/1/2021 11:03:11 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

That's not Armbar soap. I told them yesterday to sell Armbar soap. Well I guess I'll go another week without showering.

8/28/2021 11:32:23 PM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

I just really wish that they could sell some of that magical soap so I can finally bathe. I hear that Armbar soap not only washes away germs and bacteria, but it will also wash away the shame I feel after I suck down 4 Big Macs, 40 nuggets, and two milk shakes and then roll around for a few minutes trying to get my go pants off. So bjhq will you please sell some soap?

8/27/2021 11:16:58 PM

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93brand Standard Issue "Royal Gold" Grappling Tights

I have been trying to log in for so long now. I finally lost a little bit of weight so now my fingers aren't that fat anymore. What size do you guys recommend for someone who is 5'4 285?

8/27/2021 1:05:58 AM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

That's what she said?

8/27/2021 11:18:29 PM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

Armbar soap will help get those stains out

8/27/2021 11:17:46 PM

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Tatami Jiu Jitsu Gear Bag - Blue

Hey guy... when you say bad things about yourself p, you only hurt yourself. You are beautiful just the way satan has made you.

9/2/2021 11:42:26 PM

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Tatami Jiu Jitsu Gear Bag - Blue

Put it on a restored barn door, or on an old milk can.

9/2/2021 11:43:52 PM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

No... no they don't...

9/5/2021 1:56:21 AM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

As long as you go for a week, take 5 years off, gain 250 pounds, and then go back to telling everyone what a bad ass you once were while you eat a Big Mac while your partner tries to drill the technique your coach showed that you didn't see because you were to busy getting diabetes and heart disease.

9/5/2021 1:58:27 AM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

No the gi 100% has an effect on how you roll. When I wear my AP gi, I feel so cool and I just ooze confidence... and grease...

9/5/2021 1:59:55 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK

Well looks like i srill cant shower…

9/11/2021 3:23:07 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

In other words… can we get some armbar soap?

9/13/2021 11:52:33 PM

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Tatami Estilo Black Label BJJ Gi - Blue/Blue

When you are north south on top, put your groin firmly on their forehead to assert dominance. When on bottom, inhale deeply and say “mmmmm, you smell like my dad.”

9/22/2021 11:04:29 PM